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William Terry was a Canadian professional wrestler, known by his ring name Kurt Von Hess, who competed in North American and international promotions during the 1970s and 1980s, including International Wrestling Enterprise, Maple Leaf Wrestling, and Stampede Wrestling. A regular tag team partner of Karl Von Schotz, the two were one of the most hated \"heels\" in the Detroit-area while competing in the National Wrestling Alliance during the early-1970s.
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