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{"slip": { "id": 76, "advice": "You will always regret the round of J\u00c3\u00a4germeister."}}
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The Socialist Party is a minor left-wing Marxist political association in Lithuania formed on October 21, 2018, from a split of the Socialist People's Front.
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Serge Aubrey Savard is a Canadian former professional ice hockey defenceman, most famously with the Montreal Canadiens of the National Hockey League (NHL). He also served as the Canadiens' Senior Vice President of Hockey Operations and as their general manager. He is a businessman in Montreal, and is nicknamed \"The Senator.\" In 2017 Savard was named one of the 100 Greatest NHL Players in history.
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