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{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}
{"slip": { "id": 118, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one had the courage to be ones true self."}}
{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
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