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{"fact":"A cat's appetite is the barometer of its health. Any cat that does not eat or drink for more than two days should be taken to a vet.","length":132}
{"fact":"Today there are about 100 distinct breeds of the domestic cat.","length":62}
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{"fact":"A happy cat holds her tail high and steady.","length":43}
{"fact":"If your cat snores, or rolls over on his back to expose his belly, it means he trusts you.","length":90}
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\"That Old Song\" is a 1981 song recorded by American R&B vocalist and songwriter Ray Parker Jr., along with his group, Raydio. It was the third of four single releases from their 1981 album, A Woman Needs Love, the last Parker recorded with Raydio. It was the second biggest hit from the album, after \"A Woman Needs Love .\"
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Ura-Harajuku (裏原宿) is the nickname of an area in Shibuya, Tokyo, Japan.
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